by Muscular Pizza
EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD IS GOING TO THE PARTY EXCEPT FOR YOU
EXCEPT FOR YOU OPRAH WILL BE THERE JESUS WILL BE THERE BILL CLINTON WILL BE
THERE RUSH LIMBAUGH WILL BE THERE YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND WILL BE THERE YOUR MOM
WILL BE THERE BRUCE WILLIS WILL BE THERE BUT YOU WILL NOT BE THERE EVERYBODY IN
THE WORLD IS DANCING AT THE PARTY EXCEPT FOR YOU EXCEPT FOR YOU OBAMA IS
DANCING THE OLSON TWINS ARE DANCING YOUR THERAPIST IS DANCING YOUR EX WIFE IS
DANCING YOUR DREAM DATE IS DANCING MILEY CYRUS IS DANCING THE POPE IS DANCING
THE GOVERNOR IS DANCING EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD IS FUCKING AT THE PARTY EXCEPT
FOR YOU EXCEPT FOR YOU YOUR BEST FRIEND IS FUCKING YOUR THESIS ADVISOR IS
FUCKING THAT PIZZA PLACE GUY IS FUCKING RYAN GOSLING IS FUCKING YOUR FRENEMY IS
FUCKING MIKE TYSON IS FUCKING BUT YOU ARE NOT THERE OH NO YOU ARE NOT THERE YOU
ARE NOT THERE
Muscular
Pizza lives in Morris, Illinois, where he works at a Little Caesars
that doesn't exist anymore. His hobbies include figure making, rat
trapping, long walks along the nuclear power plant, and jerkin it.
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