Dreams

by Nobody'sBitch

I think women in their 30's are beautiful. Especially women in their 30's who look like they're in their 20's.
My best friend, Becky, is one of these women. The bitch is like 31 and looks like she's 29.
When I'm 31, I hope I still look good. I hope when I'm 31 my milkshake will continue to bring
all the boys to the yard, as it does now. In this society, we should honor and respect older women.
We should hold them in high regard and not shun them in Hollywood. When I'm 31, I hope
I look as good as Meryl Streep. That bitch is paid



Nobody'sBitch has come out on the side of the apostrophe.

Two Stories

by Nobody'sBitch

1.
I hate my mother-in-law sometimes. I hate her because she ate my applesauce on my birthday. What type of backwards shit is that? Everybody knows I love my applesauce. Everybody knows I love my birthday. So why would my mother-in-law try to ruin my birthday as well as eat my favorite food which is applesauce? I swear I don’t like that bitch

2.
Yes, I’m going to church in the outfit I wore to the club last night
Yes, I’m watching old episodes of Punky Brewster right now
Yes, I slept with your ex-boyfriend
No, I do not care that you hate me for sleeping with your ex-boyfriend
Yes, I’m the sexiest bitch in church on Sunday morning


Nobody'sBitch is a poet and gangstress who was born in Birmingham but now resides in Mobile, AL. She has been published in various chitlin circuit publications
and her 15th chapbook, Ya Man is Taking ME Shopping, Ho, will be released in late 2012.