Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess

by King Crab

it is so hard
to get a
handjob
in this economy
it is so hard

Here is another poem for you:
"i saw Usher today"

i could not believe it
Usher was on my front lawn
and he was grabbing his junk
like he meant it.

there was a boombox, then
Usher looked me in the eye
i wore a denim jacket
and he wore a denim jacket and it was 2005
dancing in my yard



King Crab lives in the sea with his Queen Crab Wife and crab kids.