MY BOYFRIEND HAS A HEART IN HIS ASSFLOWER

by Janica Mons

My boyfriend has a heart in his assflower
I know because I stuck my hand up it
His assflower I mean
I could feel the heart beating
While he was beating himself off
We've talked about the possibilities of adoption
Because we both like kids but we're kind of worried
about his "abilities"
And also I don't like the idea of anything growing in me
But I guess he has something growing in him
A heart in his assflower.

Janica Mons is the nom de plume of Janet Mons-Sherbert. Work has
previously appeared in Fuck Jargon and WRRRRRD Riot. She really does
like the idea of having kids someday, but you know, it's like the poem
said.