by Dogwalk Happen
I am always jumping out windows in expensive clothes.
I am always hailing cabs and saying take me to hell in a scary voice.
I am always crying tears of orange juice
I am always sinking ships with my mind-thoughts
I am always losing the game
I am always granting salad wishes
I am always offering free piggyback rides
I am always using the litter box instead of the toilet
Dogwalk Happen lives in Bloomington, IN. His hobbies include binge drinking and letting his beard get really gross. And poetry. I guess.