Chicken Salt

by Dogwalk Happen

I am always jumping out windows in expensive clothes.
I am always hailing cabs and saying take me to hell in a scary voice.
I am always crying tears of orange juice
I am always sinking ships with my mind-thoughts
I am always losing the game
I am always granting salad wishes
I am always offering free piggyback rides
I am always using the litter box instead of the toilet

Dogwalk Happen lives in Bloomington, IN.  His hobbies include binge drinking and letting his beard get really gross.  And poetry.  I guess.

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