• let me turn off my phone for this HJ babe
• i guess what i’m saying is “i need a HJ, babe.”
• yeah babe
• i guess keep a circuitous motion babe
• put your hand in my hair babe
• make it personal babe
• that's nice babe
• do you mind if i check my 'sites while you HJ me babe?
• oh, i won’t then, babe, i respect you
• i’m just waiting for an important e-mail, babe, sorry
• and i'll stop calling it a "HJ" babe
• yeah babe, i think the problem is friction
• haha, yeah, the problem and the solution babe
• oh babe you're sexy
• no babe, i luv u
• this is about luv babe
• babe, for real
• look babe, i drank some spiced rum or something
• no, i find you attractive, babe, it’s a whiskey/rum based flaccid
• no babe, i just said "you're sexy"
• babe, look, stop
• look babe, there’s easier ways to go about this
• give it a taste babe
• or better yet, a tip taste of the ol' twat water
• no babe, i don't think i'm funny
• i'm sorry babe
• i know babe, i'm an idiot, i am
• and i know it’s a mess, babe, at this part of the month, babe
• yeah babe, it's nature
• i know babe
• look, i know babe
• it happens babe
• okay babe, look
• i guess what i’m saying is “i don’t mind”
• babe
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• yeah babe, it's cool
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