It was a very sensual track by Tim McGraw I was nervous and it hit home I felt it in my stomach and my eyes because I was crying by King Crab

I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
And I loved deeper
And I spoke sweeter
And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
And he said
"Someday I hope you get the chance
To live like you were dying"



King Crab lives in the sea with his Queen Crab Wife and crab kids.

Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess

by King Crab

it is so hard
to get a
handjob
in this economy
it is so hard

Here is another poem for you:
"i saw Usher today"

i could not believe it
Usher was on my front lawn
and he was grabbing his junk
like he meant it.

there was a boombox, then
Usher looked me in the eye
i wore a denim jacket
and he wore a denim jacket and it was 2005
dancing in my yard



King Crab lives in the sea with his Queen Crab Wife and crab kids.