LYLAS by Spitney Rears

I LOVE ACTIVIA SO MUCH
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS THING GUYS CALLED YOGURT
OH MY GOD GUYS
IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE
IT IS LIKE FUGE PIE POPSICLE ICECREAM DONUT DAIRYMEISTER BLITZKREIG
BUT WITHOUT THE CALORIES
OH MY GOD I HATE CALORIES
IF THERE IS ONE THING I COULD KILL IT WOULD BE CALORIES
I'D TAKE A BIG BAZOOKA AND I'D BLOW THOSE CALORIES TO KINGDOM COME
SPEAKING OF KINGDOM COME DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE WITH THAT BRAD PITT FELLA
WHAT A HUNK I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PUKE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS GAY
YOU KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE GAYS THEY SPEAK IN THOSE VOICES
AND YOU LIKE CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM YOU KNOW
ANYWAY GOTTA RUN JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW ABOUT
THAT YOGURT SHIT
LYLAS <3 <3 <3 <3



Spitney Rears has all-natural 28XXX breasts.  Her favorite color is mauve and she has been published in the New Yorker.

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