Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess

by Sir Lits-A-Lot

i received a decadent handjob from a morbidly obese chinese person last night. can't tell if they were male or female. oh wells, hands are hands. after my handjob was finished, i went to walmart to buy some booze. i took these booze home and watched sailor moon. that show aged so well. imo at least when i plowed through all of my booze, i went online. my favorite online site is watchpeoplegivehandjobswhileeatinggeneraltso'schicken.org this one particular female was eating such a delicious looking plate of general tso's chicken that i forgot to pay attention to her impeccable handjob skills. "must eat general tso's" i said to myself, so i went down to my local chinese spot Gino's. Gino's is owned by sicilians and the local chinese restaurants hate them for reasons unknown to me. my general tso's chicken was the definition of fine cuisine. i licked my fingers about 15,000 times. when i was finished, the cashier asked if i would like a 'post tso handjob'. being full and slightly buzzed from my delicious ass meal, i said yes. can't really remember if the cashier was male or female. alls i remember is that they had no lube, which ended with me ejaculating in the bleakest way possible. i can't complain though, hands are hands



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