My Night Grilling Corndongs for Dick Jagger's Venezuelan Housekeeper, PussyTanya, and DICKSCOVERING AMERICOCKs Taste Better When I'm Being AsphDYCKziated by Grope Hardy

That nite was tu-nite.


Grope Hardy went home for his brother's funeral and ran into that chunky diabetic girl he dated in high school. Did he ask her to suck him off right there in the "Salty Snacks" aisle at the grocery store? Did she bite because of pent up bitterness from being dumped, or simply because she was hungry? Did she not sever his cock entirely but take a good sized chunk with her and leave him with nothing but a hefty ER bill and a depressing story to tell at the ten year reunion?

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