Hardy went home for his brother's funeral and ran into that chunky
diabetic girl he dated in high school. Did he ask her to suck him off
right there in the "Salty Snacks" aisle at the grocery store? Did she
bite because of pent up bitterness from being dumped, or simply because
she was hungry? Did she not sever his cock entirely but take a good
sized chunk with her and leave him with nothing but a hefty ER bill and a
depressing story to tell at the ten year reunion?