Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess

by Otis T. Thursday

I got a handjob during Men in Black II

Pretty sure

In the theatre

Can i get pregnant

I guess what I'm saying is

I want a handjob from a cellist

I've got great handjob hands

Jesse, you love me

Now you'd be lucky

To get a handjob in the car




Otis T. Thursday is a writer from somewhere in Canada. He wants to be relevant. You can see more of his work at http://www.daveisok.tumblr.com