Is Frank Hinton Marie Calloway? Yes. (The answer is probably yes.)

We don't always jump to impulsive conclusions here at hdmlj, but today we will. We have enough evidence to reveal that Frank Hinton is (probably) Marie Calloway. Who are either of these people? Hard to say. Both are most likely pseudonyms, so we might never know the realnyms. Regardless, we do know that Calloway is slightly more visible than Hinton. We've seen a picture of Calloway HERE (in a recent New York Observer article). We presume that's her. And that's also Frank Hinton, if we're to be believed.

But that's not all.

More damning? In that very same article, in the second paragraph no less, the word "frank" is used. I don't think I have to explain its possible dual meaning, but I will anyway. It both denotes straightforward speech and connotes Frank of the moniker Frank Hinton.

We also believe there could be sources that would confirm what we suspect if we went and found them, and now we will find them -- for the purpose of confirming.

Not to mention the "Adrien Brody" connection, also revealed by the Observer article. Maybe it's not the real Adrien Brody but it is someone referred to as Adrien Brody, which suggests Frank Hinton is romantically linked to Adrien Brody -- something we've always suspected.

9 comments:

  1. Is Rob Horning Adrien Brody?

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  2. It seems that way, but the whole thing seems like some sort of weird revenge move (for what, I don't know; it seems like he knows Tao Lin?) and I doubt much of it is real.

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  3. Frank Hinton is a way better writer.

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  4. Much agreed on Frank Hinton being a way better writer. Of course, in that case we're forgetting Marie Calloway might be a living character -- a character not unlike Gilbert Gottfried or Bobcat Goldthwait, intentionally bad and annoying. Still, though, I tend to doubt Frank Hinton is Marie Calloway. For one thing I like Frank Hinton. For another Marie Calloway? Not so much.

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  5. Frank Hinton is a much better writer---unless, AB was intentionally written poorly.

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  6. I just wrote "A Story About Marie Calloway Without Adrien Brody" and Frank Hinton isn't in it.

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