We recently asked all of our submitters if they could get Stephen Tully Dierks to send us something because we fucking love him.
Here's a response from a young man named Kyle:
"Unfortunately, ever since the 'Cyber Monday fiasco,' I am barred from any further contact with Stephen Tully Dierks. You see, no one ever explained to me that it is a celebration of capital and NOT of masturbation. Last year, I sent pictures of my penis to those I admire, and also made a great deal of awkward sexual advances to a lot of confused people. The short of it is that he doesn't think I'm 'that funny' and would like to be 'left alone.' So, yeah, that's kinda out."
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