Slim’s in Love, Bitch (With a Motherfucking Beauty Of A Lady)

by Dr. Dingleberry Slim

Slim was walking
And Slim don’t walk
Slim slides
Down streets that are glue for you
But Slim was walking
Cause he didn’t want to outdo
Never wants to outdo
A Lady with a Capital L and C
If you know what I mean

So Slim was talking
And Slim don’t talk
Slim grows word forests for you
Inside your brain
But Slim was talking
Cause he didn’t want to outdo
Never wants to outdo
A Beauty with a Capital B and C
If you know what I mean

So Slim was kissing
And Slim don’t kiss
Slim slithers and smoochresses
Inside your mouth
But Slim was kissing
Cause he didn’t want to outdo
Never wants to outdo
A Darling Baby with a Capital D, B and C
If you know what I mean

So Slim was fucking
And Slim don’t fuck
Slim invades and liquid conquers
Inside your wet corner pocket
But Slim was fucking
Wearing a raincoat on his rainmaker
Cause Slim is in love
With a Motherfucking Beauty Of A Lady
With a Capital M, B, O, A, L and C
If you know what I mean.

Do you?
It’s an Acronym
Bitches!



We don't know if Dingleberry Slim will be at the Happy Dog Mom AWP reading, but we want him to be there. And we want him to read. We don't want him to try to stick a pen up our butt while screaming "oil check!" ever again.

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