Showing posts with label Thomas Buttner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thomas Buttner. Show all posts

Contest Winners!

Here it is, finally, at long last! Something that's totally better than the Alt Lit Gossip Awards. Terd Macchio introducing the winners of our "Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess" contest!



Take THAT Steve Roggenbuck.

Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess

by Thomas Boettner

Handjobs Are Bleak
Unless You Have Some Lube,
Then They Can Be Pretty Decent,
It Mainly Comes Down
to Technique,
I Guess.



Thomas Boettner doesn’t like it when you change his last name to Buttner…