Handjobs Are Bleak Unless You Have Some Lube, Then They Can Be Pretty Decent, It Mainly Comes Down to Technique, I Guess

by Van Dill

Call:

Ooh baby I love your way everyday
I love the way you drop that yay on my way-way
That red red wine on my vine
That cold soda pop on my old chode rock.

& Response:

Hell no! We won't go!
We won't let our booties roll!

We won't let our dirty, purple buttholes roll!

Nah Nah! We won't gnaw!
We won't gnaw that totem pahwl!

We won't spit on, tongue, or slurp that knob!

But if you're nice! If it's ripe!
We will tug the boat all night!

Dock that dick and rope that slick alright!



Van Dill is looking to adopt.

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