DICKSCOVERING AMERICOCK by Trellis Jance

i was once a seafaring fella

i traveled the sea/fuckd a mermaid in her tonsils

im tired of good poetry

yellow shrimp all tubular tunneling into my gut

eating my beans rice & guac from this morning and lunch and dinner and second dinner

ten days ago i was a nervous mess

i dont seem to have time to both do work, cook and iron

whats my iron levels btw oh yeah dont have none

something more interesting: my mom got into a car crash with thomas jefferson's great great offspring

guy wouldnt shut up about it

turns out, we later find out he's a hobo who thinks hes a car (among other things)

what a drain on american society

red flag MENSTRUAL BLODO

i'm an ashtanga seminar taught by a skinny balding man whos dick is stabbing out the back of his yoga shorts

i dont like myself

TRELLIS JANCE IS A GOOD GUY WHOSE NOT GONNA AMOUTN TO NOTHING BECAUSE HE STRUGGLES WITH IBS EVERY DAY AND IT AFFECTS HIS RELATIONSHIPS [ed note: Trellis is a diva and made us write this in all caps; we have no idea why.]