i hate you kyle beachy

by peterbd

i hate you kyle beachy

is this even your real name?

i hate that you have this awesome ass name

i wish your name was something lame like thurston

or peter

i'd definitely not hate you if you had one of these names

oh my god, i hate you

what are you, like some kinda talented writer dude?

some talented, writer chill bro

just pick one

you can't be a chill bro as well as a talented writer

it's not fair to us common men!

hating you would be harder if you weren't such a chillax

writer of prose

THE OFFICIAL MOMMIES WINNERS

Hi everybody, we are announcing the official winner of the hot dog mom lit awards. The Mommies.  We spent a long time deciding on these and put a lot of thought into them and then we got drunk and forgot what the real results were going to be. HERE WE GO.

The First Annual Hot Dog Mom Lit Awards

On December 27th on this very blog we will be announcing the winners of the First Annual Horny Dog Mom Lit Awards, aka The Mommies. All Mommy award winners will receive an uncomfortably revealing picture of our Editor-in-Chief. I'm not talking face shot.

The categories are as follows:

1. The Winner of that contest thing we posted before
2. Best Poet of 2011
3. Best Fiction Writer of 2011
4. Best Dogwalk Happen poem of 2011
5. Best Blogspot-based Online Lit Journal of 2011
6. Best Stephen Tully Dierks of 2011
7. Some other shit we made up

Oh and also peterbd doesn't edit our journal, that was us lying.