Showing posts with label beach sloth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beach sloth. Show all posts
Exclusive Interview With Beach Sloth
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by Yumi Mi Tummy
We Won!
Yes, that's right, we won a beachy from Beach Sloth.
"Best Online Squatter"
Happy Dog Mom Litjournal
We don't know what the means exactly, but we'll take any awards we can fucking get. God knows that the Alt Lit Gossip poopwards ignored us.
We'd like to thank Beach Sloth, Steve Roggenbuck, Stephen Tully Dierks, your mother, Dogwalk Happen, Robyn, Bruce Springsteen, child-safe scissors, Terd Macchio's mutant belly button, Jesus Christ, Drew Carey, Carrie Underwood, Stephen King's Carrie, Carrie Bradshaw, The Beatles' "Carry That Weight," your level 5 Fighter's carrying capacity, and everyone else who we forgot.
People who can suck it: alt lit gossip, HTMLGiant, Ken Baumann, mom, dad, and everyone else who said we couldn't do it!
BUT WE FUCKING DID IT.
"Best Online Squatter"
Happy Dog Mom Litjournal
We don't know what the means exactly, but we'll take any awards we can fucking get. God knows that the Alt Lit Gossip poopwards ignored us.
We'd like to thank Beach Sloth, Steve Roggenbuck, Stephen Tully Dierks, your mother, Dogwalk Happen, Robyn, Bruce Springsteen, child-safe scissors, Terd Macchio's mutant belly button, Jesus Christ, Drew Carey, Carrie Underwood, Stephen King's Carrie, Carrie Bradshaw, The Beatles' "Carry That Weight," your level 5 Fighter's carrying capacity, and everyone else who we forgot.
People who can suck it: alt lit gossip, HTMLGiant, Ken Baumann, mom, dad, and everyone else who said we couldn't do it!
BUT WE FUCKING DID IT.
THE OFFICIAL MOMMIES WINNERS
Hi everybody, we are announcing the official winner of the hot dog mom lit awards. The Mommies. We spent a long time deciding on these and put a lot of thought into them and then we got drunk and forgot what the real results were going to be. HERE WE GO.
The First Annual Hot Dog Mom Lit Awards
On December 27th on this very blog we will be announcing the winners of the First Annual Horny Dog Mom Lit Awards, aka The Mommies. All Mommy award winners will receive an uncomfortably revealing picture of our Editor-in-Chief. I'm not talking face shot.
The categories are as follows:
1. The Winner of that contest thing we posted before
2. Best Poet of 2011
3. Best Fiction Writer of 2011
4. Best Dogwalk Happen poem of 2011
5. Best Blogspot-based Online Lit Journal of 2011
6. Best Stephen Tully Dierks of 2011
7. Some other shit we made up
Oh and also peterbd doesn't edit our journal, that was us lying.
The categories are as follows:
1. The Winner of that contest thing we posted before
2. Best Poet of 2011
3. Best Fiction Writer of 2011
4. Best Dogwalk Happen poem of 2011
5. Best Blogspot-based Online Lit Journal of 2011
6. Best Stephen Tully Dierks of 2011
7. Some other shit we made up
Oh and also peterbd doesn't edit our journal, that was us lying.
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