"Best Online Squatter"
Happy Dog Mom Litjournal
We don't know what the means exactly, but we'll take any awards we can fucking get. God knows that the Alt Lit Gossip poopwards ignored us.
We'd like to thank Beach Sloth, Steve Roggenbuck, Stephen Tully Dierks, your mother, Dogwalk Happen, Robyn, Bruce Springsteen, child-safe scissors, Terd Macchio's mutant belly button, Jesus Christ, Drew Carey, Carrie Underwood, Stephen King's Carrie, Carrie Bradshaw, The Beatles' "Carry That Weight," your level 5 Fighter's carrying capacity, and everyone else who we forgot.
People who can suck it: alt lit gossip, HTMLGiant, Ken Baumann, mom, dad, and everyone else who said we couldn't do it!
BUT WE FUCKING DID IT.
congrats youre a beautifiul cration ueffing did it 2011, and 2012 can be even beter lets fricking do this
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